Kit Kats™

 

I’ve always enjoyed Kit Kats but the chocolate-to-crisp ratio was not ideal.  You know what there was not enough of.  (Of which there was not enough?  Screw it.) Then I discovered Kit Kat minis.  There I was in Walgreens, eyes bulging, pulling my hair, trotting in place and making this sound:  “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee”.  Gosh all Friday, thank goodness this was only happening in my head! Since my hair is currently 3 inches long, pulling it is particularly painful.  Kit Kats! These mini beauties are the size of a Hershey’s nugget and the choco-crisp ratio is ideal!  Keep them in the fridge.  I’ve found the lettuce drawer provides optimum cool for freshness and chewiness.  The package states that a serving is 9 pieces and there are 5 servings in a package.  My head tilts back and I laugh ha Ha HA as well as one can while one’s mouth contains 4 mini Kit Kats, the tip of the snack iceberg.  But I’m rather proud of myself.  The last couple times I bought them they lasted 3 days!!! This self-denial is akin to wearing a hair shirt.  OK, a really silky hair shirt.  But it’s 93 billion degrees outside, so that would still count as a sacrifice, right?  Yes or no, still easier than eating only 9 mini Kit Kats at one sitting.